Time Killer Archive

A cryogenically-preserved naked man wakes up to discover the planet has suffered some sort of terrible, glacial apocalypse. Riding a tricycle, he must journey through 8 fantastically-designed locations, in an apparent effort to track down the only other surviving human.
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Tags: Damp Gnat, Icycle, Reece Millidge, Time Killer
Posted on 09/22/09 at 11:43 am | 1 Comment »

Save the world from an evil sorcerer? Check. Save your bubble-bound friends from being squished? Check. Stop the spread of the dreaded Gamer’s Flu? Uhh…check?
Doctors, gamers, and everyone in-between can now attempt to save the world from a series of pandemics in the new point-and-click Flash-based game The Great Flu, available for free on TheGreatFlu.com. Dutch researchers created the game in an attempt to give people a better idea of just what it is that groups like the World Health Organization do on a daily basis, trying to prevent the outbreak of scary viruses such as the H1N1 virus (better known as the “swine flu”).
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Tags: flash games, free games, online games, Point-and-click, The Great Flu, Time Killer
Posted on 08/25/09 at 8:14 am | No Comments »

Being the man of refined breeding and delicate nature that I am , I oft try my hand at playing a more gentile manner of game. One that engages the mind as well as the senses. Then, when that 15 minutes is over, I go play something fun. One such game is Gobtron. Or as I call it, Inner-Child Happy Fun Time.
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Tags: flash games, Gobtron, Juicy Beast, Newgrounds, Time Killer
Posted on 08/11/09 at 9:56 pm | 1 Comment »

Do you remember a time when all you needed from a game was a guy, some weapons, and distinct need to to kill everything that wasn’t you, in a world that scrolled in only one direction? Yes, it was fun, and the last time you felt such escapist fun was probably years ago. I felt it 5 minutes ago.
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Tags: Flash, kongregate, pseudolonewolf, Raider: Episode 1, Time Killer
Posted on 06/30/09 at 11:04 pm | No Comments »

If you’re in need of some classic Edmund McMillen to tide you over until Super Meat Boy arrives, check out his latest frustratingly awesome browser game, Spewer. In it, you play a little pink thing that vomits.
Intrigued? Disgusted?
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Tags: Concuss, Edmund Mcmillen, Spewer, Super Meat Boy, Time Killer, vomit
Posted on 05/5/09 at 5:12 pm | 1 Comment »

Concuss can be infuriatingly difficult.
There, that’s the only negative thing I can say about this thoroughly solid, physics-based platformer.
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Tags: Concuss, Flash game, Newgrounds, Nic Daniel, Time Killer
Posted on 04/5/09 at 2:33 am | No Comments »

Some say entirely story-driven web games are a myth, like Unicorns or Andy Dick, but they’re wrong. I’ve seen one with my own eyes. Neverending Light is one such game. It has no skill-based gameplay, strategy or puzzles, and as far as I can tell, you can’t even die. What it does have is a pretty cool plot, honest-to-goodness voice acting, and some spiffy lighting effects. For some reason, it reminded me of that old LucasArts classic, The Dig.
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Tags: Armorgames, Flash, Jiggmin, LucasArts, Neverending Light, The Dig, Time Killer
Posted on 02/24/09 at 11:07 pm | No Comments »

Are you ready for “the most epic boss fight in the history of Flash gaming?”
No, of course you’re not. You can’t handle all this epic.
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Tags: boss, Mausland, Time Killer, Ultimate Crab Battle
Posted on 02/22/09 at 1:34 pm | No Comments »

Jumpman is what happens when an Atari 2600 pops a couple tabs of LSD, and has sex with a kaleidoscope.
Check after the jump for a vid of the game in action.
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Tags: Andrew McClure, Atari, Jumpman, retro, Time Killer
Posted on 02/20/09 at 4:33 pm | No Comments »

Have you been looking for an excuse to buy a new keyboard? Jesse Venbrux’s new game You Probably Won’t Make It will get you so frustrated that you’ll be breaking your keyboard over your own head in no time. But in a good way.
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Tags: Free, Independent, Jesse Venbrux, Platformer, Time Killer, You Made It, You Probably Won't Make It
Posted on 02/11/09 at 5:38 pm | No Comments »