Erik Johnson

You, with the glowing tower…yeah I know you’re a PC gamer; the keyboard is your controller, the mouse: your analog sticks. You’re not going to settle for playing games on some sort of foreign operating system that goes by some ludicrously over-marketed name like Playstation or Xbox.

With all that in mind, oh brooding one, I pass the knowledge onto you that Steam is having a very legitimate sale with all Rockstar Games going for 30% off this weekend only.

This means Grand Theft Auto IV beats you for only $35 and titles Max Payne and Max Payne 2 only scowl $7 out of your wallet.

Additionally, the discount includes the humongous Rockstar Collection–$69 marked down from $99–which includes every Rockstar game on Steam–a dozen games in all.

Find the full list of Rockstar titles on sale here.