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[Rant] The Dante’s Inferno Game – What the Hell?

Posted under News by Chris Benson on Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 -

Dante's Inferno 2: Electric Boogaloo

EA Redwood Shores, the guys behind the repetitive waste of a great premise that was Dead Space, have decided to casually rape some classic literature.

[Video after the jump]

If you haven’t played Dead Space, let me break it down for you: 90% of the gameplay consists of shooting the arms off of humanoid enemies with blades for arms. That’s it. On the rare occasion when you’re not shooting the arms off of some guys, you’re killing babies.

Fans of Dead Space will be I’m sure super excited to know that the Dante’s Inferno trailer has a clip of a baby with blades for arms. The two best elements of Dead Space gameplay have been combined in Dante’s Inferno for your enjoyment. Lucky you. The trailer then concludes with Kratos, in bondage gear, murdering an elderly gentleman.

I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s clear EA Redwood Shores has captured the essence and tone of Mr. Alighieri’s seminal work.

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