The moment you’ve been waiting for.

When I first set out to build a small website that would soon turn into a fantastically lucrative empire, I did so with a dream: A dream I had about zombies. In my dream, zombies were, like, eating the shit out of everyone’s brains, and just generally being totally radical. I think I also had sex with Julia Child in this dream. But, yeah, a pretty sweet dream.

This website will be like that dream. By which I mean zombie-related, and awesome. Not that other stuff about Julia Child that I now regret telling you.

I’ve recruited the very best writers, commentors, and humorticians, from the limited pool of people I am personal friends with. The cream of the proverbial crop, ready to deliver unadulterated gaming news right to your computer screen.

We are the Gaming Dead. We will make snide comments about things you like but shouldn’t. We will give terrible games shockingly appropriate reviews. We will really like good games, and be passive aggressive if you don’t agree.

Get ready.